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If I go to sleep now, I can maybe get four hours of sleep before work.

Here’s hopin’.

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outlaw-monarch:

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

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So I know this girl that eats mangoes even though she knows she’s allergic to them, and she always posts pictures of her swollen lips like, “lol they’re so good tho”

I’m just waiting for the day that she gets seriously sick from it because seriously if you’re going to purposefully put something into your body that is easily avoidable and that you know you’re allergic to, I’m not gonna feel bad when more than some facial swelling happens.

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elvishprincess:

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.


He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

Awh I live in Oklahoma. I wanna go see these babies.

Oh my fucking god I am close to tears

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I want to talk to my friends but I’m terrible at conversation and I want to hang out with them but I don’t really like being touched and I’m terrible at face-to-face human interaction so do you see my dilemma?

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guccier: meera-reed: somewhereovertherainbowww: courage. from the beginning. until the end. FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS. OH MY GOD

guccier:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.

from the beginning.

until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

OH

MY

GOD

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sleepingwithveiledmice:

harlequin-nepeta:

sylph-of-twerk:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

what if tumblr was red

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wait i made more

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my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum

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oh my god

this makes me uncomfortable

I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE FOR VRISKA.

And then I realised its the normal one.

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pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did  I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this. omfg Zoom

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

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I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

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gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

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polishallthenails:

Rainbow matte glitter DEMANDS a rainbow pastel gradient as a background, it’s the law.  It’s a complicated one, but I’ve got details over here.

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nothingeverlost: stephaniepepper: an aged clifford and emily elizabeth aka clifford fan art??? FEELS Zoom

nothingeverlost:

stephaniepepper:

an aged clifford and emily elizabeth

aka clifford fan art???

FEELS

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aj—la: courtasaur:   Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found Parenting; you’re doing it right.  this made me start crying I love how her mom said to “maybe do this?” because it’s not an order. She understands that this is a difficult thing and man. Warms my heart. Zoom

aj—la:

courtasaur:

 

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

this made me start crying

I love how her mom said to “maybe do this?” because it’s not an order. She understands that this is a difficult thing and man. Warms my heart.

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merry-mermaid: If you don’t know about Amina or the topless jihads world wide today I suggest you get googling, Amina Tyler is a 19 year old woman who posted bare breasted photos with the slogan “My Body is My Own and Not the Source of Anyone’s Honor” on her chest. She was arrested and sentenced to “100 lashes” and being “stoned to death”. She went missing and in response FEMEN activists are staging bare cheated protests. This image displays a man kicking an activist protesting outside a mosque. WAKE UP. NUDITY IS NOT A CRIME. i really admire the femen mouvement. Zoom

merry-mermaid:

If you don’t know about Amina or the topless jihads world wide today I suggest you get googling, Amina Tyler is a 19 year old woman who posted bare breasted photos with the slogan “My Body is My Own and Not the Source of Anyone’s Honor” on her chest. She was arrested and sentenced to “100 lashes” and being “stoned to death”. She went missing and in response FEMEN activists are staging bare cheated protests. This image displays a man kicking an activist protesting outside a mosque. WAKE UP. NUDITY IS NOT A CRIME.

i really admire the femen mouvement.

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rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

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“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

The one with the lower meow doesn’t even sound real! It’s so cute
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artdumpling:

ecmajor:

overomega:

darkoverord:

ampvee:

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by 

Alexander Diochon

This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!

Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.

Literally the best interpretation of Minecraft I have ever seen I really want more.

Apologies for the long scrolly post, but wow this is awesome <3

This is the best Minecraft styliziation.

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